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My version of a satireHello. My name is Kyle "The procrastinator" Salterback. This is my story about one of the worst human traits, procrastination. You see, this all started when I was just a teenager heading into High School for the first time in my life. To even say I was terrified was a bit of an understatement. Let me give you a little background on my Middle School days. I was the perfect teacher's bet, I was the nerd, the picked on child. I was punctual on turning in my work. I always completed my homework. I never failed a test, and lastly I never got a detention or anything similar. I grew to hate it, some of my least favorite years of my life. I knew as
Carbon A Tom part 2Hi again. Carbon A. Tom here again… Well, actually no, for awhile I was Oxygen A. Tom. I went through a change a little while ago, but don't worry; I'll tell you all about it. Where I last left off I was soaring through the clouds, traveling through animals, grass, and even through coal. Well since then my life has gotten a little more difficult. I even went through a few changes! I can't wait to tell you all about it. I'll start where I left off, from the clouds. I'm with my mother again Carbon Dioxide and we're having a grand old time together before I'm split from her again, when suddenly, we're both pulled down, right down to the gro
"Weapon" Part 10 Sam was almost half way to town when she heard something unexpected happen. She heard some leaves crackling, like someone had just stepped on them, and then a few twigs breaking, suddenly she saw about four people jumped out of the bushes. She didn't recognize them, but she could only guess that they were robbers.
But before making such an assumption, she politely asks, "Well, hello there." One of the guys looked at her funny, he was the tallest of the bunch he had a typical French style moustache, and dark black hair, and wore some sort of family crest on his clothing.
She could only guess he was the leader of the bunch, they all had on
Roast of the best friendIn all the world, I have but one best friend.
Who tonight I honor with a roast.
He's a crazy, awesome, funny too.
Although, I don't like to boast.

He's humorous and kind,
But boring as a tree.
He's as silly as a goose.
And eccentric as can be.

Where he gets his humor,
I'll never see.
It's dull, dim witted, dumb,
but still, funny to me.

There are many qualities,
That of which he lacks.
But if you make him mad.
Your computer he hacks.

Be careful when he's around,
or your girlfriend he will steal,
he's quiet enough to get them.
And alotta nonsense he'll spiel.

Here's the beginning to a story.
Our names are Daniel and Ben

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Yes, they were... Poor guy.
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!MegaO93 Jan 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
xD
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~legolover4321 Jan 27, 2011  Student Writer
Isn't that great! xD
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!fooytooy Jan 26, 2011  Hobbyist
OMG! thats FUNNEH!!!!!!

herderp, lol jk!

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~legolover4321 Jan 26, 2011  Student Writer
Haha, yup!
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~TheApprentice225 Jan 24, 2011
LOL!!!
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~legolover4321 Jan 24, 2011  Student Writer
Isn't it great?
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~TheApprentice225 Jan 24, 2011
lol it really is. Nice work. What that a costume or 3d model?
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~legolover4321 Jan 24, 2011  Student Writer
I actually have no idea, I found it on Google, loved it, saved it, and re-posted it, maybe I should tell people it's not my stuff, lol.
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~TheApprentice225 Jan 24, 2011
lol I'd never have guessed.
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~legolover4321 Jan 24, 2011  Student Writer
Haha, I have to ask, blond moment, were you being Sarcastic?
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